Welcome to _Isometrify_. Are you a good cultural fit for our startup? *We'll be watching you closely, to see if we'll hire you*. Good luck…
*9.30am*. Your guide (we call managers 'guides' here...fun!) asks if you'd like to join her for yoga on the terrace.
*10.30am*. Yoga's finished, and your guide offers to blend you a fresh juice.
*11.45am*. A labrador wanders up to your desk. You're very allergic. What do you do?
*12.20pm*. You're lying in a hospital bed. Your guide messages and asks where you are. You reply:
*1.30pm*. Stuffed with antihistamines, you return to Isometrify HQ. You're hungry. What do you pick for lunch?
*2.10pm*. At the coffee bar, you get into a conversation with this guy. He asks about your side hustle. You reply:
*3pm*. You discover Isometrify have been secretly selling their customers' dogs' medical data to insurance companies. What do you do?
*3.40pm*. Your guide asks you to design an Android version of the Isometrify app in 1 hour. You reply:
*3.55pm*. It's someone's birthday and there's (vegan) cake, but you're in the middle of designing the app.
*4.20pm*. A group of colleagues ask your opinion on the last episode of _The Sopranos._ You reply:
*4.25pm*. Someone in your group tells a sexist joke.
*4.50pm*. You finish working on the app. A colleague critiques the UX of the bark-o-meter and says it needs more time. You reply:
*5.10pm*. Your guide invites you for a beer. You, a non-drinker, reply:
*5.33pm*. On your way out, a colleague asks what you're up to tonight. You reply:
*Sorry, you're not a good culture fit.* Hand in your Macbook and sauna key.
A-ma-zing! Have a wonderful career\* with us.
_\*You can't quit. Read your contract._
All done! Thanks for your time.
